Desi Patni ..!!

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho

Husband: Dal chawal bana lo
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

Husband: to sabji roti bana lo
Wife: bacche nahi khayenge

Husband: to chhole puri bana lo
Wife: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

Husband: eggs bhurji bana lo
Wife: aaj guruvaar hai

Husband: paraanthe?
Wife: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
Wife: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

Husband: kadhi chawal?
Wife: dahi nahi hai

Husband: idly sambar?
Wife: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

Husband: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
Wife: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

Husband: phir ab kya banaogi?
Wife: wo jo aap kaho!